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Once upon a midnight dreary,

While I porn surfed, weak and weary,

Over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot chicks galore'.

While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark,

Suddenly there came a warning,

And my heart was filled with mourning,

Mourning for my deal amour.

'Tis not possible!, I pleaded,

But my browser, so conceited,

Remained blank, I then repeated,

Just a blank and nothing more.

With a scream, I was defeated,

For my cookies were deleted,

So I begged, no longer seated,

Give me back my free hardcore!

Then, in an answer to my query,

Through the net I loved so dearly,

Came its answer, dark and deary:

Quoth the server, 404.